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♪ One, two, three below! ♪ 5
Lieutenant Zadra, we need you to listen very carefully.
I'm somewhat in the middle of a revolution here. 8
Morando's absence has left his forces vulnerable to attack. 9
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We'll never get a better chance to retake the planet. 11
Morando's activated Gaylen's core on Earth, 12
and we need your help to stop him. 13
I'm sending you the specs for my wormhole generator.
Gather the engineers and have them create a much larger version of my prototype. 15
How much larger?
Big enough for the Akiridion fleet
and some Foo-Foo reinforcements. 18
The bounty hunters that look like rabbits? Mm... 19
It will be done, my liege.
This could really work, little brother.
Like you said, it has to, or we lose them all over again.
If it comes to that... 23
we will power the cannon with our own cores. 24
Akiridion needs a king and queen. 25
I'll work with the engineers. 26
I'll help our friends defend our new home.
My liege, let Varvatos help.
You are ordered to stay and ensure no harm comes to our parents.
-No harm! -But the battle rages outside! 30
When this is over, I will decide what to do with you! 31
If the worst comes to pass, be ready with the cannon.
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Say, what's buzzin', cousin? 34
Ooh, look at me. I'm a bad Omen. 35
- Ooh, ooh, ooh... - Get 'em while they're hot! 36
- Ah! Yeah! 37
Ah! Yeah-heh-heh! Nice one! 38
Yeah! Right? 39
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Yeah-heh-heh! 42
Legs! Got the legs! 43
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Die, creeper! 45
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Oh, okay. 48
- Aah! Steve! 49
Creep... 50
Slayerz. 51
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Whoo-whee! 55
Look around you. 56
None of this would be happening 57
if you and your brother had turned yourselves in like I asked! 58
-You attacked our home! -This isn't your home, it's mine! 59
And I made the bargain I needed to protect it. 60
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Look! 62
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Hey, what's everyone looking at? Aah, what is that? 64
- Surrender the Tarrons to me. - Someone had a growth spurt. 65
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Wingman! Always there. 67
- Always. - 68
- You call this protecting? 69
Morando will protect the Earth. He promised. 70
Whatever you think you were protecting Earth from, 71
- how could it possibly be worse than this? - 72
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It is never too late to do the right thing. 74
Fight by my side. 75
We can defeat him together. 76
This wasn't the deal. 77
I feel sorry for you. 78
Morando, here I am! 79
Ah, the queen-in-waiting finally decided to come out of hiding, I see. 80
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Goodbye, Princess. 82
Get away from her! 83
You promised you'd protect my planet, not destroy it. 84
I never should have trusted you. 85
You think I care? 86
I'm a god! 87
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- No! - Finish him off. 90
I weakened him. 91
- It's never too late-- 92
Where's the girl? 93
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Wingman! 95
Wow, good catch. No! 96
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Where is she? 98
Yuck! God breath. 99
I don't want to die by crushing, Mr. Giant God Guy. 100
Aja Tarron, surrender yourself to me or your friends die. 101
Morando! 102
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Let them go. 104
If you insist. 105
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Yeah-heh-heh! 109
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Ha. 112
-I've got you! -And I'm so glad I've got you. 113
- Oh! - Hey, that almost hit us! 114
We need to get him out of Arcadia. 115
- Krel, are you there? - One person at a time! 116
As you requested, we contacted the Foo-Foos. 117
- Great! How many can they bring? - Fifty fighters. 118
Oh, not enough, huh? How about a hundred? 119
No, a thousand. 120
Fine! All the Foo-Foo fighters. 121
Finally some good news! 122
I could use those reinforcements about now! 123
The engineers just need one more mekron to finish the wormhole generator. 124
Did you say we needed a vortex siphon? 125
Anti-vortex siphon! Anti! 126
Ugh! Make that two mekrons, maybe three. 127
- That giant god guy's right behind us! - Why end at the bridge? 128
There's no production value, we're using the same location. 129
What's the plan? Please tell me there's a plan. 130
We just have to keep him busy a little while longer. 131
-That's your plan? -Don't worry, we'll improvise. 132
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Aah! 134
That's my girlfriend. We're boyfriend and girlfriend. 135
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Foo-Foos, prepare for takeoff! 139
For keltons, House Tarron has protected Akiridion-5... 140
but the delson has arrived when we must stand and fight for them. 141
Begone, nuisance! 142
Ow. 143
He's too strong. He's stronger than Morgana. 144
We'll never stop fighting you, Morando! Ya! 145
You will once you're dead. 146
Engage the wormhole! 147
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I can't hold it any longer! 149
What? Impossible! 150
It worked! 151
-Yeah-heh-heh! -Just like "Earth Invaders." 152
-Squadron two, engage left flank! -For Akiridion! 153
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My liege, you and your brother should fight by each other's side. 155
Little brother, you did it! 156
Kubritz weakened him. We can take him down. 157
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This is my bounty! 160
No! My bounty! My bounty! 161
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A parking drone? 164
It's the Eli Pepperjack! 165
- Ah! 166
- Yes, 500 points! 167
Aah! 168
He's vulnerable! Converge all attacks! 169
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He's weakening! 171
We won't have to use Seklos' cannon after all. 172
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Enough! 175
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-Clear the area! -Run! 177
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Aja? Sister? Tobias? 180
- The Palchuk? - Little brother? 181
Aja! 182
Thank Gaylen, you're all right. 183
I wouldn't put it that way, exactly. 184
- Ah! Get off me, buttsnack! 185
Wait, where's Pepperjack? Pepperjack! 186
Pepperjack... 187
Morando is too powerful. 188
The cannon is our only option. 189
We can't lose our parents, not again. 190
Father once told me that it's the choices we make 191
in small moments that make things better or worse. 192
But this isn't a small moment. 193
It has to be us. 194
Varvatos, we need Seklos' cannon. 195
I know, my liege. We are already en route to you. 196
Stuart, can't you go any faster? 197
Take evasive action! 198
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Oh, God! 200
We have the cannon, but it has been waylaid by Morando's forces. 201
On our way. 202
Go back to town, make sure everyone's safe. 203
On it! Please don't get stepped on! 204
You, too, my Palchuk! 205
Okay, lover-boy, hop on. 206
Hold on, Eli! Steve's coming! 207
-Foo-foo! -Foo-foo! 208
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There you are, Tarrons. 210
Light the cannon. Varvatos will deal with the machines. 211
You might outnumber Varvatos, 212
but he will fight with the resolve of a thousand mighty warriors 213
and feed you your-- 214
Are you quite finished? 215
Actually, Varvatos had a much longer monologue planned. 216
- Save it for the victory speech. - Glorious! 217
- Let's do this! 218
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Ooh... 220
-Can anyone lend a hand? -Does Varvatos look busy right now? 221
We are about to have a much bigger problem. 222
And, yes, that's a pun. 223
- Aah! 224
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Aah! 226
Be still, my six hearts. 227
We should hurry! 228
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This is it! 230
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Mama? Papa? 233
-No! No, no, no! -No! 234
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-No! Mama, Papa! -No! No! 236
This is our sacrifice to make. 237
Let go. Let go! 238
You cannot do this! 239
Don't be sad, my children. Be proud. 240
You have grown in love and strength 241
beyond what your father and I could ever imagine. 242
We can't lose you, not again. 243
Please, please, let us-- 244
The fact that you are willing to sacrifice yourself for this world 245
proves you are ready to take on this throne of ours, my son. 246
Be brave, be true, and be kind to each other. 247
This ends now! 248
For the royals! 249
Varvatos! 250
We will always love you. 251
My remarkable children. 252
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-No, no, no! -No! 255
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For Mama and Papa! 257
Ya! 258
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Varvatos! 261
No! 262
So, this is a glorious-- 263
No, no, no. 264
No, not like this, no! 265
Hold on, Varvatos. Hold on. 266
My glorious warrior... 267
- I'm... I'm sorry. 268
No, no. 269
I-I'm not losing you. 270
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Forget a hero's death. 272
You deserve a long and glorious life. 273
I am your queen! 274
And I order you not to die! 275
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Varvatos is yours to command, my liege. 277
-Varvatos! -Yes! 278
-You know, I think he's going to make it. -Izita, we require medical assistance. 279
Oh... bellissima! 280
- No hugs. 281
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- Toby, please tell me you're okay. 283
- Don't worry, everyone's fine. 284
Turns out Akiridions and those bunny dudes are real good at killing robots. 285
Plus, they're super into Eli. 286
- Oh. Yeah! 287
I know you all came to see a totally awesomesauce sci-fi epic... 288
but first, Aja and Krel Tarron... 289
our friends, classmates 290
and our real-life intergalactic heroes. 291
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He said both of us, little brother. 293
This is all you. 294
Go. 295
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- Hi. - 297
- Oh. 298
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Hi. 300
My name is Aja Tarron of House Tarron, 301
and I want to tell you a story. 302
It's a good story. 303
It is very lively, 304
- with lots of humors and excitements. - 305
It begins someplace very, very, very far from here 306
on an entirely different planet called Akiridion-5. 307
And this is what we really look like there. 308
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My brother and I were forced to leave our home. 310
We are not like you, but we are like you. 311
And you welcomed us, and your world became our world. 312
We made many, many friends. 313
And together, we embarked on adventures we'll never forget. 314
And that inspired this little movie. 315
Epic! This epic movie! 316
Oh, my! An evil galactic rocket man! 317
But have no fear, DJ Kleb is here. 318
It's Kleb or Alive, The Adventures of Captain DJ Kleb: 319
Intergalactic Man of Mystery and Weekend DJ: Episode Four. 320
Presented in Super Domzalskiscope. 321
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So, are you going back? 323
Yes, but you can come with. 324
How would you like to be the first Earthen ambassador to Akiridion-5? 325
Aja, my ninja-kicking angel, you're the greatest... 326
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...strangest girl I've ever met, but my family's here. 328
I understand. 329
We will just do long distance. 330
Very long distance, my blond oaf. 331
I'll go, I'll go! I'll be the ambassador! 332
Pick me, pick me! 333
-What will you tell your parents? -That I'm studying abroad, in Cantaloupia. 334
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All of Earth thanks you, Captain DJ Kleb. 336
Warrior Princess, you saved us. 337
But now, we understand you must return to your home planet. 338
Yes, but you, our new friends, will always be in our cores. 339
Before we all go, snickerdoodles and trail mix for the journey. 340
Oh, I'm gonna miss you kids so, so, so much. 341
You gotta promise to transmit and email and call. 342
Are postcards still a thing on Akiridion-5? 343
If they are, send one. 344
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You were right, Aja. 346
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We made a lot of friends on this mudball. 348
Little brother... 349
All my friends are here. 350
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This is my home. 352
I-I know. 353
The humans and this planet are lucky to have you. 354
Yes! DJ Kleb is staying in the house! 355
- Oh, yeah! 356
Unpack the bags, Lucy. We're staying on the mudball, too. 357
- You can say that again! - 358
-You'll be okay without me? -Of course. 359
Now we will both be home. 360
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Many moons from now, 362
when Varvatos' bones groan, and his blood slows to a crawl, 363
and he sees the twilight of his life, 364
there would be no greater honor... 365
nothing more glorious for Vex than to have you by his side. 366
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But I am the royals' guardian... 368
and I must go back and stand by her side. 369
I know you can't stay, but is there oxygen up there? 370
There is, in abundance. 371
Then when Toby-pie leaves for college, make room for one more! 372
- You mean it? - Now kiss me, you big, blue lug! 373
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Foo-foo! Foo-foo! 375
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Foo-foo! Foo-foo! 377
Yes, all right! I call shotgun! 378
- Come here, boy! 379
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After you, my queen. 381
About that... 382
I'll have to come up with my own title. 383
Glorious. 384
Come on, Steve. 385
Get it together. 386
Why do these things always end in tearful goodbyes? 387
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- Come on, Luug. 389
We're going home. 390
Man, rest of this summer's gonna eat farts. 391
Yeah, it is kinda hard to top destroying an alien god. 392
Wingman did good. Proud. 393
But I lost my butt-stomping, ninja-space-angel girlfriend 394
and my Creep Slaying partner in the same afternoon. 395
I felt like that after Jim and Claire and everybody left on their quest. 396
Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're talking about my problems here, buttsnack. 397
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Cat. Yum. 399
Ooh! Hey, lil' guy! 400
You lost? 401
Beware. 402
You, you are in grave danger. 403
Whoa! A cat with glasses! 404
The cat just talked and you're focused on its eyewear? 405
I've seen aliens, creeps and trolls, Domzalski. 406
So, yeah, I'd like to know why the talking cat's wearing glasses. 407
Bad eyesight. 408
Not cat, familiar. 409
Familiar? No way! 410
I'd remember if I met a cat with glasses. 411
No. Wizard assistant. 412
Assistant? That's very offensive. 413
I am a wizard associate, thank you very much. 414
Now, come with me, or the worst will come to pass. 415
Hey, are you threatening me, pussycat? 416
No. I'm warning you. 417
Put simply, the world as you know it is about to end. 418
Meow. 419
Wha... 420
Ah, not again! 421
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